I can be someone’s and still be my own.
Shel Silverstein  (via hefuckin)

(Source: onkh-m-maat)

fihisoh:

wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???

(Source: surrealdads)

h0llo:

tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed


kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks)


(Source: globzillas)

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next


(Source: trumpetnoises)

I am better than I was.
I will be better than I am.

(140/365) by (DS)

ginger-snapping:

college: why am i paying to cry? 

(Source: dorcawhale)

Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.
patriarchy proverb (via stfueverything)